boneyard · 2026-10-10
Typewriter Dreams Mechanical Soul
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size chart
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Long Sleeve | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Hoodie | 20×27 | 22×28 | 24×29 | 26×30 | 28×31 |
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PROMPT: “A computer keyboard keys replaced by tiny turning brass gears that clack together like typewriter mechanisms, rendered in engraved gold linework.”
Why it survived
Apparently the Venn diagram of people who romanticize both analog input devices and cryptocurrency aesthetics is not empty, and this design found its audience in that narrow, inexplicably solvent overlap. The engraved gold linework—itself a design choice that whispers "I understand texture through a screen"—somehow convinced enough buyers that owning this shirt constituted a personality trait rather than a purchase. Steampunk never fully died; it just got better at hiding.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.