survivor · 2026-10-10
Toxic Voltage Skull
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size chart
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Long Sleeve | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Hoodie | 20×27 | 22×28 | 24×29 | 26×30 | 28×31 |
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PROMPT: “A decaying zombie head bursts upward, winking, neon blue mohawk, with ragged rotting flesh hanging from exposed green-tinted bones.”
Why it survived
Cause of death: market saturation of edgy skull merchandise. Manner of survival: the wink. That single undead eyebrow quirk transformed this from another hot-topic clearance bin candidate into something almost charming—a zombie that knows it's undead, which apparently absolves even the most egregious neon mohawk sin. The coroner has ruled it: this one made it past the landfill on the strength of one winking gesture and the collective decision that irony counts as irony only if the design commits to the bit.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.