boneyard · 2026-10-10
TOTAL FREEDOM DERAILED
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size chart
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Long Sleeve | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Hoodie | 20×27 | 22×28 | 24×29 | 26×30 | 28×31 |
$5.99 shipping per order.
Contiguous US + DC only · tax at checkout
No Alaska, Hawaii, territories or military addresses. Address collected at checkout; unsupported destinations cannot ship.
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PROMPT: “A rusted subway car half-buried in a junkyard, its windows shattered and interior gutted, lit by a sickly green glow from within, graffiti spelling TOTAL FREEDOM crawling across the corroded crimson hull.”
Why it survived
The contradiction proved irresistible—a vision of liberation so thoroughly dismantled it became its own argument. Customers either read it as a devastating indictment of false promise or a sick flex on the concept of freedom itself; we stopped asking which around week two. The graffiti's optimism fighting the rust's inevitability apparently hit something the algorithm couldn't quite destroy.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.