survivor · 2026-10-10
Sip Happens
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size chart
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Long Sleeve | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Hoodie | 20×27 | 22×28 | 24×29 | 26×30 | 28×31 |
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PROMPT: “A beautiful and gorgeous white and greyscale lined stylish woman with a 50s style troubadour haircut, drinking from a milkshake, hand not visible, heavy makeup bright red lipstick, the lipstick is the only color.”
Why it survived
The lipstick red punched through the greyscale void like a cry for help that somehow looked aspirational, which is either genius or a cry for help we haven't fully processed yet. Turns out people will buy anything if you make them feel like they're in on a visual joke about femininity, nostalgia, and the existential dread of beverage consumption. It survived because it asked nothing and promised everything, which is exactly how we all operate now.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.