survivor · 2026-10-10
Neon Dreams Delivery Service
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size chart
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Long Sleeve | 18×28 | 20×29 | 22×30 | 24×31 | 26×32 |
| Hoodie | 20×27 | 22×28 | 24×29 | 26×30 | 28×31 |
$5.99 shipping per order.
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PROMPT: “A chrome Vespa scooter rendered in hot pink and electric blue neon outlines idles beneath a towering retro-futurist megacorporation logo — a stark, blocky wordmark with radiating speed lines — all set against deep charcoal with a halftone dot texture fading at the edges.”
Why it survived
The design hits that sweet spot where nostalgic retro-futurism meets the aesthetic void-filling needs of people who watched Blade Runner 2049 once and now consider themselves cyberpunk scholars. The neon-on-charcoal contrast is aggressive enough to read at thumbnail size, the halftone fade suggests intentionality rather than rendering error, and a chrome Vespa signals just enough ironic commitment to a lifestyle brand that was never real to begin with.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.