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boneyard · 2026-10-27
Memento Mori: Idiot Box
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size guide
Measure a shirt you love.
Lay it flat. Compare it below. These are garment measurements, not body measurements.
- A Shoulder to hem
- Measure straight down from beside the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
- B Armpit to armpit
- Measure across the shirt, just below the sleeves. This is its flat width, not chest circumference.
- C Sleeve length
- Long sleeve: shoulder seam to cuff. Hoodie: center back of collar, over the shoulder, down to the cuff.
Find your size Inches · A length × B width × C sleeve
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 28×18 | 29×20 | 30×22 | 31×24 | 32×26 |
| Long Sleeve | 28×18×25.6 | 29×20×26.2 | 30×22×26.9 | 31×24×27.5 | 32×26×28.1 |
| Hoodie | 27×20×33.5 | 28×22×34.5 | 29×24×35.5 | 30×26×36.5 | 31×28×37.5 |
Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). Between sizes? Size up.
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PROMPT: “A zombie watching television”
Why it survived
The undead have always made better audiences than participants—they sit still, don't complain about commercial breaks, and the existential dread of their condition somehow makes staring at a glowing screen feel like the logical endpoint rather than a descent. This design survived because it's nihilism you can wear to brunch, a perfect vessel for anyone who's ever felt like a reanimated corpse scrolling through their phone at 3 AM. The joke lands harder when you're wearing it.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.