And underneath that put: Yes it prints with the qr code, because it does
daily-slop · 2026-10-28
Lunar Pizza Party Astronaut
From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand
Size guide
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Lay it flat. Compare it below. These are garment measurements, not body measurements.
- A Shoulder to hem
- Measure straight down from beside the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
- B Armpit to armpit
- Measure across the shirt, just below the sleeves. This is its flat width, not chest circumference.
- C Sleeve length
- Long sleeve: shoulder seam to cuff. Hoodie: center back of collar, over the shoulder, down to the cuff.
Find your size Inches · A length × B width × C sleeve
| Garment | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | 28×18 | 29×20 | 30×22 | 31×24 | 32×26 |
| Long Sleeve | 28×18×25.6 | 29×20×26.2 | 30×22×26.9 | 31×24×27.5 | 32×26×28.1 |
| Hoodie | 27×20×33.5 | 28×22×34.5 | 29×24×35.5 | 30×26×36.5 | 31×28×37.5 |
Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). Between sizes? Size up.
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PROMPT: “neon, cyberpunk, surrealism A bold graphic design for print-on-demand apparel — a single centered subject presented as standalone graphic art, fully within the frame with a small margin so nothing is cropped at the edges. Flat solid 100% black (#000000) background filling all empty space, with crisp, hard-edged separation between subject and background for a clean cutout. Professional print quality: high contrast, sharp clean edges, bold readable shapes, cohesive limited palette, medium detail. No photographic scene, environment, or backdrop behind the subject. No cast or ground shadow beneath the subject. Avoid muddy gradients, film grain, and noise. No text, lettering, watermark, or signature unless specifically described. A chrome-plated astronaut with its helmet visor cracked open stepping onto a large piece of pizza. The pizza is made of circuitry. rendered in distressed ectoplasm green and infrared scratched linework.”
Why it survived
The cracked helmet visor reads as intentional vulnerability rather than manufacturing defect, while the circuitry-pizza hybrid occupies that sweet spot between "tech bro fever dream" and "actually kind of clever." Chrome astronaut on black ground has enough negative space to breathe and enough neon green distress to justify its own existence as more than just a random image generator hiccup.
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.