Neon Dreams Delivery Service
The garments
All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:
- Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
- Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
- Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.
All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.
First order ships free when you join the list — code SLOPSHIP.
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tee | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Long Sleeve | |||||
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve | 25.6 | 26.2 | 26.9 | 27.5 | 28.1 |
| Hoodie | |||||
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.