Hell's Carousel
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$29.99
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$29.99
Regular price
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Hell's Carousel
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
— GENERATION RECEIPT —
CERTIFICATE OF INAUTHENTICITY
PROMPT: “A vintage carousel frozen mid-spin, tight zoom. The horses are black and brown and red, with angry faces and fire, demon horses. The horses are facing from the left of the image to the right of the image, the horses are facing the same direction, in the proper circular direction of the carousel. The carousel is metallic chrome.”
MEDIUM: machine dream, heat-pressed onto cotton
HUMANS INVOLVED: minimum viable
APOLOGIES: none
The shirt
Unisex staple tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) in black. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² — soft, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, regular fit. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.
Size guide (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Between sizes? Size up.
Shipping & returns
Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the US, tracked).
Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.
First order ships free when you join the list — code SLOPSHIP.